I really dig shopping online, but for something that you do from your computer chair it sure is a hassle. Type in your address, card info, blah blah blah. Now that I typed that out it doesn’t seem like a big deal, but damn it, it gets tedious! And then you gotta wait like 5 days for that shit to even fucking come.  

iiheartfood:

Cheese Sticks 

Oh baby, what I’d do for some homemade cheese sticks right now!

Third grade spelling bee, man. It was like, the fifth word and kids were dropping like FLIES. I was near the end of the line and past me there were maybe 3 or 4 kids left. I got up to the mic and I spelled the word ‘canteen’ as CANTENE because all of those little motherfuckers messed up my train of thought. Fuck you, third grade spelling bee.

joeyjeremiahandhisjeanjacket:

I think Villain on the Run might be the best Elysian Fields song.

C/D, Cassidy?

Impossible to confirm, as they are all EGGSELENT.

Imagine if there were a way to see the person on Earth who most closely resembles yourself… That would be so neat.

This happened when the video was buffering. Awesome.

This happened when the video was buffering. Awesome.

dogtemplar:

missmodela:

“man we totally raped the other team”

“i wish girls these days would have more self respect”

“i’m not racist my best friend is black”

CANT CLICK UNFOLLOW FAST EBOUGH

medicinals:

Picasso pants

medicinals:

Picasso pants

1) open google 2) search your first name, only your first name 3) take the first picture that comes up 4) upload it to tumblr 5) this is you in 10 years

stfuhypocrisy:

sanityscraps:

awkward-time-lady:

I actually went with the second image…only because I have google+ so google gave me my face as the first hit.

But apparently I grow up to be Shanna the She-Devil!

Mine is actually a picture of me, since I have Google just that personalized.

So this is kinda weird.

I’m gonna be a blogger in a towel in ten years. I’m not surprised. XDD

I’m ok with this.

okie doke